A Blonde’s Flight To Chicago
芝加哥航班上的美女——苏州英语翻译公司编译
A commercial airplane is in flight to Chicago, when a blonde woman sitting in economy gets up and moves to an open seat in the first class section. A flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must return to her seat in the economy class because that''s the type of ticket she paid for.
在一架飞往芝加哥的航班上，一位经济舱的漂亮小姐坐到了头等舱的空座位上。一位空乘过来很礼貌的提醒她，她支付的票价应该坐回到经济舱去。
The blonde woman replies, "I''m blonde, I''m beautiful, I''m going to Chicago and I''m staying right here."
美女回答到：“我长的漂亮，身材也好，这次去芝加哥，就坐这儿了。”
After repeated attempts and no success convicing the woman to return to economy, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-pilot that there''s a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat.
几经劝说无效后，这位可怜的空乘来到驾驶舱向机长和飞机副驾驶反映：有一位大波妹赖在头等舱不肯回到经济舱去。
The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I''m blonde, I''m beautiful, I''m going to Chicago and I''m staying right here."苏州翻译公司
副驾驶来到美女旁问她问什么不肯回到经济舱。“我长的漂亮，身材也好，这次去芝加哥就坐这儿了。”她回答道。
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she''s blonde? I''ll handle this. I''m married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He kneels down next to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I''m sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.
副驾驶回到驾驶舱建议通知地面警察，降落后把这个大波妹抓起来。机长说：“你说她长的不错？让我来处理这事，我娶了个漂亮女人，我了解靓妞。”机长半跪在美女旁边在她耳朵旁低语了几句。美女立马站起了说了句对不起，就回到了她经济舱的座位。
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.
空乘和副驾驶很惊奇地问机长是怎么把那个大波妹赶走的。
"I told her first class isn''t going to Chicago."
“我告诉她头等舱不到芝加哥。”