香烟安全套——苏州英语翻译公司编译

Cigarette Condoms

香烟安全套——苏州英语翻译公司编译

A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had Kools.

一个金发美女，一个黑发美女和一个红发美女在一起抽烟。金发美女抽骆驼香烟，红发美女抽万宝路，黑发美女抽Kools。

It began to pour down raining, so the red head and brunette both pull out a condom and put it on their cigs. The blonde says "what are you doing?" - and they say "we're saving it for later!"

一会开始下雨了，红发美女和黑发美女拿出一个安全套把他们的香烟套起来。金发美女问：“你们在干什么？”他们说：“存起来过回抽。”

Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde goes to the nearest store and asks for a condom. The clerk says "What size? small, medium, or large?" She said "I dont know... one to fit a camel?"

受到启发，金发美女赶紧跑到最近的一个商店买安全套。店员问：“多大号？大号，中号，小号？”金发美女支吾着说：“嗯。。。。不知道。。骆驼能用的。。”